In other news, the ivy they wanted trimmed back is still there, and Jeff the maintenance guy hasn’t clocked out. #makesyouthink

Thank you.

This IS Craigslist, after all. You could probably offer ATM in exchange for the car.

I think you engineering types geek out over things like this, but being a designer and someone who thinks more full product life, I can’t help but comment on how complex this solution is. So many parts. So many points of potential failure.

This car is great but it seems like it will be a complete bitch once it’s…

Holy shit

I served a year in Vietnam with the 5th Special Forces. The profanity was constant and extremely creative. Every sentence uttered by anyone below the rank of Major had at least one “motherfucker” in it. Sometimes several, especially among the E7, E-8 and E9 ranks. It was called “booney talk”. It was extremely…

The perfect actor already exists to play DT:

You don’t even realize how much you swear in the military, until you’re at home with the family. “How’d you like dinner, Daryl?” “It was fucking outstanding, Mom. You nailed that motherfucking meatloaf that that bitch owed you goddamned money.” Family stares at me in silence and horror. “It was great, Momma. I loved…

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Be careful, because Hamilton Nolan, Jordan Sargent, or Matt Novak may write an article about how this is negatively affecting their delicate sensibilities.

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

I don’t actually want to see him shitting on Goodell, but I’d tune in to watch Al Michaels describing the act.

I took a business trip with our own Albert Burneko this week. On the way up, we sat together on the train and periodically yapped,

I’d say that TDI for the USA is dead and the burying part is just waiting for the completion of the autopsy.

Million Dollar Highway / US Highway 550 between Ouray, Colorado, and Silverton, Colorado. In a snow storm. With no guard rail.

You saw what happened the last time a Black person went to China. You wouldn’t want one of those Black people exiting from the front of the plane, now would you?

I gotta be honest, it’s stupid as shit but yeah, if I were a billionaire I’d build a 50 foot statue of myself overlooking everything. I’d put that shit on top of a building and have a deadman switch installed, so that when I kicked it, the statue would fall 80 stories and hopefully crush a bunch of people who came to…

i can help with the hippo

Great. Another African-American quarterback that won’t be standing during the national anthem.