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Remember when Bradley Beal said the Wizards had the best backcourt in the league? That was kind of like Art Garfunkel saying he was half of the greatest songwriting team in the world.

10/10 would hoon.

I’m a Figure 4 guy. Back in the territorial days, it was preceded by Ric Flair’s best and now mostly forgotten catchphrase, “Now we go to school!” It’s also one of the only finishers to have an epilogue — Tito Santana’s surgery after Greg Valentine blew up his knee in an Intercontinental title match, for example.…

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.

100% on board with this new way of spelling ‘muttering’.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

Those diesels are rare, when I had mine I lusted after a diesel Ranger but could never find one. It’s probably better I didn’t find one.

I’m imagining Jerry Reed’s voice singing your comment. It's great.

This. Exactly this. The thing is crack pipe all day long, but if I had the money, I'd buy the fuck out of it, maybe even throw him a solid 60k.

Sure, good old Urban, always doing the right thing.

He would have Reservations.

Sounds like you had fun!

It looks like the JC Whitney catalog took a sh*t on it.

Didn’t even have to read it! I saw the price and “Custom Ford Ranger” and scrolled straight to Crack Pipe Lane!

I had to change my Forge LaForge on my Ferrari LaFerrari before I could go get the papers get the papers.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

He washes...a rental car? That’s got to be the craziest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard.

Funny, washing is one of my favorite things about having a car!

A true professional, Austin. Didn’t break kayfabe when given the opportunity to ACTUALLY beat the shit out of a guy.