Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

A hidden bonus of “overpaying” Werth was that the Nats finally communicated to both the free agent market and their home grown talent (and Scott Boras, apparently) that they were willing to spend money and commit to long-term contracts. As such a young team, they had a bit of a reputation for being cheap, but that…

A big portion of phillies fans turned on Werth because RAJ decided to lowball him. It’s baffling. They don’t win the division in 07 or the World Series in 08 without him.

On the contrary, I believe Dame Helen DGAF and can do whatever makes her happy at this point.

God is so good.

Would you fire Sargent? I never venture off to Gawker Proper but shit how is that kid still employed after outing and and assisting in black mail

I’d have a gigantic plaque put in front of Jia Tolentino’s desk that reads “GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF."

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

Fuck you, Jim. You probably chuckled at all the Mustang memes on here, but then come charging into this comment section with completely baseless accusations of racism to some guy making an anecdotal observation? You’re the dick.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

I was all for Gawker getting a nice punishment, as long as Jalopnik made it out the other side. I’ve wasted many years of my time reading articles here, and if it were to go, I would be angrier than a Mustang at Cars n’ Coffee with the parking brake set so it couldn’t mow down pedestrian types.

If someone pretends to be rich and then isn’t, is that rape too now? What if they use a fake name?

Cannot unsee.

I can’t believe this isn’t held in Colorado. There’s that many subarus in my neighborhood.

It’s a tough situation for batters to be in. With a pitcher like Ventura I’d be awfully tempted to charge the mound with the bat, which as I type it out reads like pure insanity.

I was partial to Belinda Carlisle during that era.

“Some black guy.”

I actually told you guys this story after “Black Air” at the first Jalopnik Film Festival. In Sept of 2000 I got my dream car, 1987 Buick Grand National, 38k miles, digital dash, astro roof, mostly stock except some chromes stuff under the hood, couple odds and ends (chip, adj wastegate, K&N cone) and a Hooker…

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner