“Back in my day, we’d suspend ourselves for a stunt like that.” - Goose Gossage

Disappointing. But as a lifelong Caps fan, this was no surprise. In fact, the only shocker is that they didn’t blow a 3-1 series lead this time.

Yes, every ump who, in the bottom of the 9th inning of a tied ball game, perks up his ears and thins his skin to hear what a player in the dugout is saying should abso-fucking-lutely be fucked in the ear by a farm animal.

Burn in hell, Joe.

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? Would you rather have a rich dad who is a porn star or a poor dad who is the school janitor?

Jesus, dude this sucks, I normally like the What Would You Do? show because the scenario always involves actors and, like you said, it’s the bystanders who get to make the choices.

You didn’t have a say or any choice and that was wrong of them. Totally. I’m sorry you were blindsighted and embarrassed, I would be…

You’ll have to ask Endo.

As the father of a young child I can barely put into words what I would like to do to this cat in a very dark alley. He may well be bigger than me but I already know that the adrenalin of my pure anger and disgust filled rage would allow me to transform him into a something that even a butcher would not be able to…

Uh, no. It clearly crossed the line.

Bro it was a goal. Tough loss but don't whine.

David, everything you write bleeds car passion. I salute you sir. You are truly an inspiration.

Being a British producer...is the most dangerous job...IN THE WORLD.

Thank God.

The comment section on jezebel or gawker is going to be an absolute shit cannon between the people who respect the police and the idiots who hate the police and think this was staged

We found the freshman philosophy major.

When told he was going back to Cali, Moody responded, “I don’t think so.”

The solution is simple: use the wheel guns that the OEMs use in their factories. Those wheel guns fit over every nut and spin them all on at once. Zap all five off at once, switch wheels, and put them all on again in one pass.

When changing my winter wheels to summer and they won’t come off, kick the absolute shit out of the tire.

Just to let you guys know. Last night I posted the link to Popp Excavating’s contact page, after I wrote them, praising their driver. This is the response I got this morning from Ron Popp(I assume the HMFIC):