Are you sure you didn’t find this info here?

Only 145 were built because somebody had the good sense to stop it.

not a story..but The cheater panel (that little plastic panel right before the side mirrors) on a Ford Focus pops out if you push it from the side while the door is open. When you pop it out you can see that it is actually a great place to hide a very small amount of whatever you want.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Someone got stabbed in some other city so Philly fans aren’t terrible. Got it.

I love that the Flyers basically spent the last half of the third period on the PK because they are a garbage team supported by garbage fans. That major penalty->fight->throwing shit on the ice->delay of game penalty sequence was just high comedy at its finest, especially when it led directly to two power play goals…

Awesome.

“You came in that?! You’re braver than I thought.”

My car needs the Jalopnik bump too... gnomemasayin’?

I’m pretty sure NBC just simulcasted that nationally. I couldn’t hear a whole lot of what they were saying, mostly because I spent the whole time repeatedly asking God what I had done to deserve the Flyers broadcast

I read this in Bill Walton’s voice, and I couldn’t understand a single word of it.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

This is good Kinja, but awesome Jalopnik.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

“Have you lost your mind?” Amy asked. “What do you even know about this man who would become her father?”

idk; personally, i dont think the article was that well written.

So the first time you actually have a parent of color write a parenting article for jez and you choose a black man who won’t pay child support.