artists like Marc Chagall, Keith Haring, Henri Matisse, and Leroy Neiman?

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

rollin on 10's

For the first time in my life, I ever-so-slightly regret being an only child. You’re a fucking awesome brother, David Tracy.

I’ll forgive your refusal to perform basic maintenance, but only if you accept the Oxford comma into your heart.

So, instead of actually engaging in a discussion about the concept of being too liberal with the word “Rape” you are instead going to shout me down because I might be a man? Okay, good to know that you are low on the intellectual totem pole with regards to this topic.

You said you’d kill me last!

I hope all these people can learn the following lesson from this: sports franchise owners are not your friends. They are a bunch of fucking snakes who don’t give a shit about you and will fuck you over in a heartbeat if it makes them an extra dollar. They don’t care about your kids or your emotions or your investment…

I am also agreeing with you in a written comment form instead of just indicating agreement via a starring.

7. Don’t get it wet.

A thousand times no. That wheel is an abhorrent abomination of a travesty.

Everyone guilty of complaining about Jalopnik changing or going soft or whatever needs to read every word of this and shut the hell up.

This. This is the kind of stuff I love to come across on a random Tuesday afternoon when no one is coming in to buy cars. Thank you, Raph, for a great story of intrigue and espionage that’s really just a well timed collaboration!

This is one of the best pieces of automotive journalism I’ve read in some time (maybe ever). Thank you Raph, for digging into this and synthesizing it into a great read.

Saving lives; yep, I’d consider that money well spent.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

An entirely fair, and necessary, question.

Toronado 67 X & 70 X

What a machine!!!!!!!

I always pronounced it “X-rah-tee”