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My Hooptie Fleet is Boring
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Men may speed more, and engage in other risky behavior, but my wife,my mother, and many other women I’ve known has done a fantastic job of F’ing up cars trying to park while sober...

We’re going to send astronauts to find their rovers and landers, kick them over, then teabag them while planting an American flag.

Even when not factoring in the tons of CO2 that every SUV emits more than a comparable car per year, here in Europe, SUVs have real downsides and cause problems for other people on the road. The roads are much narrower around town and parking states are much more limited than in the US. So all those obese

Unless you do it professionally, there’s really no reason to physically fight anyone.

Looks okay to me.

While I really like the way the X90 looks...yeah, you’re definitely going to be wringing out every drop of torque when you add big-ass mud tires to the already-anemic motor.

Better yet, a Suzuki SX4 with a lift:

I mean, you can lead a horse to water.....

It’s a lot easier to blame emerging technology than it is to say “gee, maybe those last few rounds of dividends and buybacks should have been invested in the company instead.”

Here, I just saved you a bunch of money.

Or, get a one without the body kit and only 82k miles for $500 less.

As someone who once used grand-ma’s motorized wheelchair to move a 32" CRT TV from one apartment to the next, I applaud this example of laziness and ingenuity.

Well those typically already have high miles on them already..

Would be easier to avoid them if they’d signal...

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

Big Lebowsky is not dated, will never be.

1994 Dodge Stealth r/t twin turbo. Have owned it since 2004. Very not stock. Can I please get out of the greys now?!

Fail Rated.

The explorer was sold for ages as a 2 and 4 door.  I actually own a 2 door myself (they were always labeled explorer sport). Very very small market...even in the 90s, it was a fraction of 4d explorer sales. Same with the XJ and Blazer. I imagine they all cut off due to low sales on generational redesigns. It’s treated

$0.065/kWh all day er’ day. Screw the fish!