My Toyota Yaris is in the same boat. Great transportation for the money, not great in the impress the chicks category.

Just as a warning, this is a tough crowd. Take some solace in the irony that every person telling you to read didn’t bother reading the comments of every person before them telling you to read.

Counterpoint: I don’t think any of this stuff was meant to be sexual, nor is that even the most obvious interpretation. Most of this seems like it could just as easily be interpreted as them having a completely platonic fondness for each other, like many of us have for a pet, or even a car. Even the bit where she…

I simultaneously love and hate that brush guard. There’s just something uncanny valley about it.

I very much hate myself for the gif I’m about to paste here:

Hi guys! You all probably forgot about me because I look like I haven’t changed since George W. Bush was President, so it’s understandable that you didn’t realize you can still get me brand new! I mean, I haven’t changed all that much, so it’s important to know that I do have a V6, 4WD, a limited slip diff, heated…

STRanger Danger!!!

Speculating why now-former Nissan-Renault Alliance

Y’know, this one may be kind of odd. I own a 2013 F150, and I specifically bought it because I need the extra space and hauling power (I occasionally tow a 30' camper, and there’s no way in hell the Ranger would tow that).

With that said, there are a LOT more people than I thought who don’t tow that much, and are…

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I’m all about performance, but sometimes there is a lot of fun in driving something slow and sporty. While I have much faster (and safer) cars, my Honda Beat is a blast to drive.

But those tail lights will haunt my dreams...

My 2003 Tundra has them. They’re fantastic.

Jeez, am I relieved. I must be a good guy... I have a full beard with a thick mustache and I'm bald. Whew... That was close!

Just throwing this out there, as a guy who has been in the business for my entire adult career, and now manages a dealer group....there certainly are bad salespeople, bad sales managers, and bad dealership principals that can sour hundreds of car deals over the years...

Price wise, you find the BEST used cars at shitty and shady places.

The problem is, for every 1 diamond in the rough, you will wade through about 129 acres of shit in the shit. Generally you pay more to shorten the search.

Can you? Yes.
Will you? Probably not.

So VW been selling pre-production cars for how many decades? 

And completely necessary for workers.

No. With my job, I’m unionized, and my salary is a matter of public record.

They got 10 full sets of unicycle tires.