That moose has 20/20 vision, he just knows what he likes.

Moose can’t see very well.

Oh...

I don’t even ride, but the first thing I would do if I ever get divorced is buy a Hayabusa or Ninja or some other ridiculous hyperbike. Partly because my wife won’t let me buy a motorcycle so it would be a nice Declaration of Independence, but mostly because she wouldn’t be able to chase me for alimony after my…

WOW. I’m stunned. This is my car, and the story behind it...

Thats why I teleport. Keep drinking until I wake up in my bed. Only sideeffect is that I’m naked and have a massive teleportation headache (probably by moving through space in an alternate dimension) if you want pointers I can help you for a fee.

NO JESUS KICKERS I NO WUT IT GOT

1st Gear: It’s called trickle down economics. It won’t happen immediately. It’s not gush down. It can take years, Years! In fact, I’m still waiting for Reagan’s tax cuts to trickle down to me. But it’s coming. It has to be coming. Republicans have been telling me for years that cutting taxes on the rich and…

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

And now I have a crush on your grandmother.  Do you know if she is seeing anyone?

And that right there is one of the few fuel economy matchups that make a Tundra look good. Awesome truck on so many levels - but fuel efficiency is not its strong suit.

Another thing us “millennials” (love how that’s Become a derogatory term) dislike about Harley’s: They’re fucking loud and obnoxious. I get it, I get it. “Gotta be loud so you can hear me coming!” Really? Because I can hear the crotch rocket coming up behind me just fine, and I don’t feel his exhaust note in my ball…

The problem with Harleys is the same problem with Corvettes.....

You spend all your life from your childhood wanting one until you can finally (barely) afford one only to realize that everyone else has one and you are once again indistinguishable from the masses.

So you spend $20k modding it only to realize that you…

Same issue with the hydrophobic glass used for the windshield on my LS430. Insurance doesn’t like the idea of a $1,000+ windshield, but to me that is one of the features that help make the vehicle what it is.

I’m just gonna take a second to reaffirm how much I love these weird, useless fucking things. I still regret not buying one 5 years ago that only had 70K on the clock.

Here’s my 1992. I keep telling myself it’ll be worth something one day once 99.9% of them are in junkyards. I think we’re at 99.5% so far and it’s still worth $2k on a good day. almost 200k miles original motor and transmission might hurt the collectiblity of it though.

I have this vision of Starman and the Tesla landing on some random planet inhabited by lesser developed intelligent lifeforms (think Earth 3000-4000 years ago) in a few million years. 

Yep. And if you want ballin on a budget you could get a loaded Lexus LS instead and have the maintenance costs of a Camry.

Will this fit in a Tercel?

The best toyota corolla in america is one that is unmolested and under $2,000.