Yes, let’s coddle a guy who says off-the-cuff things like, “As vulgar as they may be, it doesn’t matter that much, but you have to find some sort of orientation. As I always say, the poet must not close his eyes, must not avert them.” Surely it’s that his pitifully limited experience with English has prevented him…

Some people find them repulsive (like me.)

[INTERIOR. AV CLUB EDITORIAL MEETING]

Or not send scouts ahead to see, oh, if maybe there was someone hanging out waiting for them in the part of the world they haven’t visited for months...? No wonder they lost an entire ethnic group in the last battle, these people have the military planning ability of a bag of marshmallows. 

“Wolf Like Me,” about an undead dire-wolf who reunites with his long-lost sister Nymeria, and her brood. They move in together and have wacky dysfunctional family misadventures. Soundtrack by TV on the Radio.

Yeah, all the survivors were just “lightly stabbed”. Nothing life-threatening.

I’m accessing your mom’s account right now. Simultaneously.

two scoops (fuck capitalizing his nickname even at the start of a sentence) would dig McCain up, punch his corpse in the jaw, then break his own hand and go down like a 300 pound sack of shit on legs that can't even navigate stairs.

When Calls the Court

Really needs a scene where he cries out “WHY DOESN’T HE WANT ME????”

I, for one, welcome these Soft Bois. As long as I never, ever have to hear Shut Up and Dance With Me ever again. 

I can think of one who grew up to become a Supreme Court Justice. Just a few months ago, in fact.

People don’t just go away because of your say so

That’s the one!

You could say they were...

Sandra Oh? Was Emma Stone not available?

A common belief among antivaxxers is that polio naturally declined and widespread vaccination had nothing to do with it. Commonly they’ll cite the fact that the Black Death eventually naturally declined. Never mind that it took centuries to dissipate, and only went away because it caused so much depopulation and trade…

My auntie gets vaccines but is worryingly suspicious of them. She’d says stuff like “no one ever got this when I was a kid” forgetting that my dad indeed got pretty serious hospitalization requiring flu a couple times. 

I’m all but certain they think it’s NBD. Or at least, they’re completely unfamiliar with the actual reality of polio or a serious mumps/pertussis outbreak. I think most of us have seen pics of kids in iron lungs, but the generation that actually lived that is beginning to die out, most of us don’t have siblings or…

The preferred nomenclature isn’t “anti-vax”, it’s “pro-disease”!