50 Shades of Gandalf The Gray

Nazgûls Go Wild!

Female officer here. My duty is to protect and serve. If I need to lay down my life, I will. But how incredibly dismissive to state that my fellow officers and I somehow sign up to die. I have a nine month old daughter. My fellow officers have children and families. We do not exist to die.

Nope. This is one where the restaurant needs to put a full stop to it right away. This is absolutely a health code violation. Not to mention the loss of appetite of smelling some kids nasty diaper while you’re trying to eat.

I guess the part where you seem to be super afraid of satan feels potentially ironic. Sorry, it’s hard to judge these things on the internet.

yeah that dude’s super sinister. I don’t think it has anything to do with Harvey’s family, they barely seem to know they used to be witchhunters. 

Working in a kitchen would be a problem - you see, Jacqueline Kent Cooke.

Wait. There’s supposed to be a monthly allowance?!

The other problem with that is, where does that leave those who are genetically intersex? My wife is trans and also intersex. It erases her on two levels. It's fucking horrible.

If you’d like to read my previous reviews, I said I was wrong about Lawrence and the only way it would’ve been bad is if they rushed to have him and Issa get back together. They didn’t do that so his storyline has been great.

Your intended would know you well enough to avoid anything public. If the proposal is totally wrong for you, good chance the spouse is too.

He better run as a Republican, then, because the big variable is having millions of dumb fucks willing to support you.

It only works in romcoms written by men.

I feel like, someone who would publicly approach a woman he doesn’t know to say and do those sorts of things is a risk for assaulting and raping women. No one behaves that way without an extra level of entitlement.

“He doesn’t live a boring life with a 9-5 job like all of you”

Thomas Markle is the wooooooorsssst. How long before he stops getting paid for his interviews and ceases to exist in gossip? I have dumpster fire parents too but at least I’m not famous. 

I misread this as “defriending yourself” and It was so zen-like a statement I felt my brain unfolding like a kaleidoscope.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

I read a story a few years ago about a land mine clearing robot that was built like a centipede and had a complex computer algorithm to basically step on every possible place in a field looking for a landmine. The legs were designed to be cheap and easy to replace. Anyway, the people get it working and set up a…