So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

Clearly looking to see if Dick Vitale is in the area.

Went to US-Brazil at Fed Ex and the experience was stunningly bad. Paid a shitload of money for the VIP fan experience and you wouldn't believe how bad it was. Warm beer, unbelievably understaffed. I could go on and on. And yes, this was all on Dan Snyder, or at least his company. I'm about as low maintenance a…

"Butt-faced shitbag" is probably the most accurate description of Cowherd in existence.

Having spent a good portion of my childhood living in NH, none of this surprises me in the least.

Still great

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

"What about the millions he's raised for cancer research?" Hey Dick, what about the millions Lance Armstrong raised? Raising money for cancer doesn't mean you didn't cheat. Tried of hearing that man talk.

In case anybody missed it, the FBI released data on the number of crimes in the US in 2012. For Newtown, CT the number of murders is listed as 0. Rather than a mistake or oversight, the tinfoil hat brigade have taken this to mean the FBI is admitting Sandy Hook was a hoax.

"I wouldn't pay that much for a dick pic"

"Maybe they should read the rule book." -Tom Brady last week in reply to complaints about the Patriots' unique formations against the Ravens.

I hope all you Paterno apologists will remember the "rhythmic slapping" Mike McQueary reported to Good Ol' JoePa who proceeded to do almost nothing about the sodomizing of a small child. But, hey, he sure was one hell of a football coach. 409! 409! 409!

There is nothing complex about someone who stood idly by while children were being raped by one of his professional acquaintances. The guy had authority over his superiors. It was evident when he undermined Traponey, and even more so when he essentially refused to let them fire him in the early 2000s. There is nothing…

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

As a Penn State fan, this was the only part of the sanctions that I didn't really object to. Joe absolutely could have and should have done more. I don't believe that he actively covered up what Sandusky was doing, I just think that he was guilty of not doing what most reasonable people could have done. But at the…

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

"Up to $1,900 for the most expensive tickets."

FOX reports this is also a good time to invest in Bitcoin and gold.

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