Definitely complain about the free content you get from the website you come to voluntarily

While ultimately a bad decision, I fully admire the team’s dedication to their initial idea. Nothing says “Caucasian Heritage” in Utah quite like being run out of town by an angry mob.

You forgot him also calling the camera guy a fucking asshole

LeBron be like...

The FU Center was the greatest and I miss it. I also miss the Spectrum, but I got to pee on it (with honor) several Wing Bowls past right before it got imploded.

It’s shit like this that makes me miss that First Union acquisition of CoreStates. Even the Philly faithful had no problems calling the place the FU Center. It was fitting.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

Why yes we did!

Did you guys do a “better know an umpire” on this assclown? I’m too lazy to look.

This’ll probably be totally buried, but a friend of mine likes to tell the story of when Conor Oburst played a solo show at the local college, he stopped mid-song to scold the audience for singing along saying, “It’s Bright Eyes, not Bright Eyes & Friends.” Douche.

Every non-Patriots fan:

John F. Meyers and Wm. David Comwell, Sr.: Assholes fighting for assholes. Let us Lance Armstrong your opponents into legal oblivion.

A sting operation is when the enforcement entity (here, the NFL) deliberately creates the conditions that would enable the target to engage in wrongdoing. For example, it would be a sting if the NFL had McNally offer to cheat with the balls, and Brady accepted. Here, the NFL learned of a possible planned wrongdoing,…

it is common knowledge in the legal industry that reports like this generally are written for the benefit of the purchaser.

Hey, we’ve been pushing Ballghazi hard for months.

“Doctor” Ablow is the worst garbage human pretending to be a doctor on this green earth, and this universe also contains a “doctor” Oz, so that’s really saying something. I’m incapable of directly wishing harm on anyone, but if he were to accidentally fall into an active volcano I wouldn’t exactly be clawing the…

I don't get the worship of her on this site. I mean, I respect her. I just don't get the crazy adoration.

Preach. Beyonce don’t love nothing but money.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.