If the intended target was taller than 4’8” it would have been a catch.

Sam Bee stopped being funny about 7 years ago. Most of her most recent bits on the Daily Show were strained at best. Jon always fawned over her, but her segments have been forced and unfunny for quite a while—it seemed to be a way to fill 4 minutes of airtime at best.

Can’t wait for Mathis, Foles and Herremans to call him a racist too. Any day now. . .

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

He should be running hard every play. Entitled loser.

Fucking Phillies. And Ruben Amaro, Jr. still has a job. WTF.

Maybe if Woods found a swing coach who instructed someone above 174th in the world his game might improve. He needs to get over himself, suck it up and crawl back to Butch Harmon. Eldrick’s ego is pathetic.

Maybe they just understand that Kanye just sucks wet ass. Maybe they want some musicians and not some brand. Maybe they’re smarter than Americans. Wait, that last one isn’t a maybe.

David Bell. I was there.

Out with Olbermann, but keeping Bayless, Smith and Cowherd. That’s consistent with what ESPN is these days.

Uh, hey douchebag . . . decaf is in the orange pot.

Gary Bettman still has a job. If they really want to improve the league, the first thing they should do is can his sorry David-Stern-Was-My-Mentor Incompetent Ass.

Worst Little League parent ever.

MMBQ writer? Were Roger Goodell’s lips moving when he wrote this?

I’m amazed Thomas actually wrote a dissenting opinion—he usually just sits there taking a nap, instinctively nodding when Scalia talks.

Top tip: buy decent beef. End of lesson. If you buy crap meat, it doesn’t matter what you do to it.

Poor baby. It had nothing to do with the foul—he was looking for a camera! Pure NBA. Hockey players everywhere laughed like hell at this.

Quelle suprise.

I haven’t watched a full NBA game in years (playoff hockey rules), but Lebron appears to make offensive foul every time he touches the ball. Elbows, making contact when it’s not needed, you name it. I don’t give a shit who wins, but he should have fouled out by the early 4th quarter. This version of basketball blows.…

This one’s for John!