“For those not in the know, Togo’s is a mostly California-based chain of sandwich shops that have kick-ass Orange Julius machines.” Um . . . no. Togo’s does not have Orange Julius machines, kickass or otherwise. You are not in the know.

Maybe Hudson should be tossed for the season. He’s a perfect Marvin.

He’ll be in cuffs again before the end of training camp. Lowlife scumbag.

Jamarcus Winston. Over/under on him washing out of the league is 3 years.

OK boys. Your hero got whacked and he deserved it. Can we get back to covering, um, sports?

Has anybody checked on the goats?

Delusional or a troll. Which are you?

Brady has perfected the art of smug.

We’ve now heard from Kraft, Brady’s dad, Gronk and Brady’s agent. You’re up next Hoodie.

Let’s hear from Nick Foles (Soul Brother #1) on this topic.

No matter he that he was “only” found liable in a civil suit. He was shitty as an NBA exec and the TV networks won’t even touch him. Nicely done Dolan.

Jezebel has to be trolling us with the constant Beyonce is infallible crap. She looks great, but basically is a lip syncing back-up dancer at best. And Jay-Z is a constantly scowling presence (“hey you kids, get off of my Bey!”). Can you go find something with some substance to worship (this excludes Kanye too). Let…

If Mayweather was just another ordinary Floyd he’d be serving 20+ in a Federal institution. He is a coward in real life and the most boring boxing champion ever. Everyone who plunked down $100 on Saturday got the fisting they deserved.

You’re just worried about your star—so sad! (Please take his fucking star. Now.)

Wait. Have you watched Leonard/Hagler? Have you watched any of Leonard’s fights? Ray fought. Bad revisionist history.

HA HA HA HA!!! Carly Fiorina? MAKE IT STOP!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!

Fucking perfect.

You young folks are so cute—thinking SNL is relevant and/or funny. Keep up the good work.

Didn’t pay for it, won’t watch the replay. If you love boxing, your time is better spent prowling Youtube for Arguello, Hagler, Leonard, Pryor, Hearns fights.

Wilbon is a has-been. Just like Kornheiser. Just like ESPN overall.