Don’t give a flying fuck. Mayweather doesn’t get a penny from me. Delay it another 5~7 years.

Big. Giant. Yawn. NBA < watching grass grow.

Perfect take on Sportscenter—nailed it. I’m an old fuck (56) and even I can’t stand it.

Houston making fun of Dallas is like loose diarrhea making fun of a solid stool.

This shit always sucked. If they weren’t related to Berry Gordy their peak would have been asking “do you want fries with that” (the uncle) and doing the parking lot trash pickup (the nephew). There’s still hope they’ll end up doing this sort of everyday shufflin’.

Smoke=fire. I think they were both at fault, but I believe he raised his hand to a woman. I can’t see any evidence why anyone should defend him. That’s all.

Spike Lee can responds to “sucks what?” You’re up Spike.

Holy shit. I hope your two brain cells never accidentally run into each other.

This is as much on ESPN as Smith. You want to encourage people like Screaming A and Skip? This is what you get. Executive heads should roll for stuff like this, not just empty heads like SAS.

Jed York: all about doing it with class.

OK, Chip’s just fucking with everyone at this point, especially First Take. And can we stop that fucking Steve Nash pop-up ad? I don’t even know what it’s for (gone after 5 seconds). I hear Buzzfeed is a less disruptive blog experience.

Big. Giant. Fucking. Yawn.

The next time Maher is funny will be the first time. I have no idea why HBO continues to give this insufferable asshole a show.

Give the young man credit—he’s already moved onto the next phase: running as a GOP candidate for Kentucky state senate.

Ever been to a Final Four? It's the fucking worst major sporting event you can attend.

Florida: Darwin's Waiting Room

I love the original, but save the patented Gawker-Denton approved snark. This kicks ass. Get your ears checked.

You're deadnuts on Drew. Actually, I love Grantland. I love the 30-for-30s. But I don't read one word Simmons writes. He's insufferable. Even 10+ years ago on Page 2 he was insufferable. Oh, and while I'm at it: fuck Boston and all of their teams.

Say Goodnight, Dick.

NBA: big yawn.