You really needed a summary from Deadspin to confirm that?

That's how I treat every Bill Simmons podcast.

I have little interest in watching this fight, let alone paying for it. But Pacquiao vs. Bieber I would absolutely buy on PPV.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

BYE PHYLICIA.

"What do you expect when you come to Dallas?" Lions safety Glover Quin said.

Why wasn't Dez flagged for going on the field and arguing with no helmet on?

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

Maybe if they stopped cycling in the same friggin' teams, more people would tune in.

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

Sure he has. He learned how to count to 33.

This just doesn't sound like something the Patriots would do.

How are these mutually exclusive claims?

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

Next time he'll Levon his safety belt.

Look who's standing now, you son of a bitch.

So according to you that's not your 40, Mr. Cosby? OK, then.

She destroyed her voice after years of yelling at Nick Cannon. Thanks Nick, you no talent son of a bitch.