It would have been 100% better without Irvin and Deion chiming in. Eisen should have served them a big steaming cup of STFU before the segment.

Allegedly only the best officials work playoff games. What's Hochuli doing there?

Hey Drew: move to the Bay Area for a while. If you lived here you'd be laughing your ass off at this franchise because that's what most of this fan base deserves. You hate that family on the NFL Shop commercials? You might dislike this crowd even more.

Fuck Florida.

Young's usually very thoughtful. But despite his best efforts, sitting between Dilfer and Ray Ray for a full season may have rubbed off.

Hey Tim: nice to see you're helping Deadpan maintain its hack quota. I know it's the weekend, but at least try.

Screw Uber and Lyft—they are leaches. And reading the thread below (typical comment: "I've encountered lots of cabbies like this"), it's like some want to absolve these companies in spite of their lack of oversight. It's a bad business model—sooner or later they'll be sued out of existence. With justification.

Wow—snappy 4th grade comeback.

Torii seems to have prick on the brain. You are what you eat.

Not defending this, but I was really disappointed it wasn't more painful. Tim: can you sing something for us?

Full disclosure: when I was a kid Spaghettios with meatballs (aka: dog food balls) was a favorite. But like I said, it's really easy to make decent food.

Learn your way around a kitchen. It's pretty fucking easy to cook decent food. Don't be so lazy.

1975's "Basement Tapes" was as better than "Blood on the Tracks?" Holy shit. I can't believe a human with ears and a functioning brain wrote that. Holy shit.

Q.E.D.

"They don't sell it here in Florida." The rest of the post is negated by this statement alone.

That's right—the points in the post aren't enough. But when I look at the recipe and how this disaster is put together is enough to tell me it's beyond bad. My guess is that your cooking skills fall pretty short of Kraft Mac 'n Cheese, so this must be high cuisine for you. Enjoy.

Which parts of Columbus have amazing and innovative cuisine? (Please please not the parking lot of the horseshoe on a fall Saturday).

I'm guessing you'd defend Spaghettios with Hot Dogs too.

Meat/water doesn't make it food.