“Use the fork, Luke...” 

She needs to take her Serena Joy ass on back to Gilead. 

SMH...

“It says in the bible, Jesus himself never condemned slavery,” one man who clearly has no qualms with his own bigotry said. “In fact, he said slaves have an obligation to obey their master.”

I don’t know what edition of the Bible this mouth-breather is reading, but it ain’t the same one that the rest of us have been…

I’ve always loved DC’s heroes, but the difference between what they announce and what finally shows up on the big screen has, over the past 15-20 years (with a few notable exceptions), fallen a bit...flat.

With that in mind, until I see something concrete in terms of Static on the screen — with an eye toward a script…

No Roku; No Amazon Fire - Like HBOMax, I’m left looking at both sides in this mess and saying, WTF!?

That’s 2/3 of the streaming marketplace.

If HBO and NBC are serious, they’ll sit down and find a way to hammer out a deal with Roku and Amazon. And conversely, Roku and Amazon — if THEY are serious, they’ll do the SAME…

He ought to get off his fat ass and turn the goddamn channel if he doesn’t like it like normal people. Oh, wait. He’s clearly not normal people.

(In my best Ted Knight imitation)
“Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...”

Now, I actually was pleased with that scene - I actually wish that they had given us a bit more, but it did not make up for a few of the other issues I had with the film (like the mysogynistic diss of women and minorities in favor of Cis-Anglo-fanboy service), the tossing out of logic with the Palpatine/Borg Queen…

The Rise of Skywalker had all the eye candy I wanted, especially for me as a 50-something fan from Day One. But all that being said, and with all its faults (and there were plenty - I won’t get into the mysogyny and the complete diss of women and minorities in favor of Cis-Anglo-fanboy service)...

I had two MAJOR…

The Rise of Skywalker had all the eye candy I wanted, especially for me as a 50-something fan from Day One. But all that being said, and with all its faults (and there were plenty - I won’t get into the mysogyny and the complete diss of women and minorities in favor of Cis-Anglo-fanboy service)...

I had two MAJOR…

Disney+ & Apple+ are both coming within a month and a half. HBO Max will be live within a couple of months after that. Now BET wants in and they expect to play at THAT price point? They gotta show me more.

Is there any special reason they’re not going in on PlutoTV with the other Viacom properties?

I think I’ve seen this movie before...

Translation: We now have a scientific explanation for #FloridaMan

And STILL not even a half-assed nod to the Netflix Street Level Marvel heroes?

Doctor Strange: “Is that everyone?”
Wong: “You wanted more!?”
Meanwhile, in New York...

Doctor Strange: “Is that everyone?”
Wong: “You wanted more!?”
Meanwhile, in New York...

HU is a PRIVATE institution, on PRIVATE property. If #GentrifyingGeorge and Lassie do not have official business there, then perhaps they should be arrested by the local constabulary and carted off to jail...

Anybody think they’ll reach back to the original Six Million Dollar Man pilot and the Dusty Springfield lyrics from the first theme?

Whoa. I’m in.