Wait - the CDC has WHAT!!??!?

Tell your cousin to go back home...

Now wait one GOD DAMN MINIT!

Ving Rhames is the BLOODY ADT HOME SECURITY MAN ON TV!!!

DC? You sure that wasn’t in Los Angeles?

That’s about like what we had here in metro Atlanta — where in Marietta’s 4th of July Parade, one of the floats had plenty of MAGA signs & Confederate flags, its own “border wall,” and of course loud country music to go with it... (yee-haw!)

When challenged on it, the Marietta city fathers said that “everybody’s…

#JustDamn

#PoolPassPat can join #BBQBecky and #PermitPatty in the annals of #HashtagHell...

What tha—!?

#SwimmingWhileBlack -- Just damn. 

Why are we giving this waste of human flesh any bandwidth at all!?

Father Ted was the greatest! 

As I said earlier on Twitter, #MarieAntoinette, thy name is #MelaniaTrump

‘Nuff Said.

O RLY??

Counting down the minutes until the Tangerine Scream snatches up his phone to add his two cents on the Tweeter...

Behold, the Beckasity of it all...

I’m proud of Dash. He has his own mind, his own heart and his own soul. And you’ve taught him to use them well.

My message to the haters? (Dash, cover your ears...)

You can kiss my ENTIRE ass...

What makes somebody SO MAD that they would do some shit like this!?

There is NO WAY on God’s Green Earth that a black man wrote that. There is not a single, solitary self-respecting black man with more than two brain cells adjacent to each other that would use the word “cuck” in that context in a sentence.

#HolyShitballs!

Absolutely - on both counts - Beats is fantastic, and the movie just plain rocks all the way through (and don’t you dare move outta your seat until the credits are over!)...