Adalaide Byrd scored the fight for the cow.

They have seen in recent years their peers die, the latest Tom Benson from New Orleans, and last year Dan Rooney from Pittsburgh, and mortality is driving a hunger and sprint for rapid turnarounds and more valiant championship-thinking and movement.

There’s definitely some easy comparisons to make between the structures and attitudes of the NCAA and those of the Catholic Church.

KAT had to get plenty of rest for the 47 minutes he gets to play today.

Does anyone know if they make Tom Ley’s coat in a mens?

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

I agree! It’s totally impossible for really cool basketball things to happen in games that don’t immediately determine Finals participation! In related news, I will never watch any 2017 movie other than The Shape of Water. It’s the only winner.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Fun fact about their recent first round draft picks:

I’m guessing getting tased wasn’t the Plan B he was after

WCW/nWo Revenge

Every article I read about Simmons (and Lonzo, and Kris Dunn, and two years ago Elfrid Payton, and literally any other PG without a jumper) treat it as a foregone conclusion that he’ll learn to shoot because two decades ago Jason Kidd did. He’s getting triple doubles playing the way that comes naturally to him, has a…

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

Disgusting. Everyone knows true Milford men are neither seen nor heard.

Roth, you are a wonderful addition to the Deadspin team.

“I shalieve” is something Shazier’s teammates should all say more, especially in club bathrooms