LRPD: “Ma’am, think carefully. Do you know anyone who would possibly do this?”

Incredibly stupid on the part of Colangelo and the Sixers, who haven’t distinguished themselves either with how they’ve handled Fultz’s shoulder situation. A rando second-rounder for Okafor may be nice, but they’ve been trying to trade him for two years now and it’s not going to happen now that they’ve declined his…

No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.

I’m sure offseason steal Jeff Green will turn everything around. After all, there’s no history of him actively making every team he’s on worse.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

“They were the EPL’s best team the year that Leicester City won it all...”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

What’s great about this entire thread is that I can’t tell whether any of the people in it realize that almost all of them are fucking with each other.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Looking like he could roll a J isn’t going to help him hit one.

What struck me was how repressive his Christianity seemed, to the point where by demonizing sex so much, you made it magnificantly more enjoyable when he got it.

I mean, that sounds nice and all, but Shaq was one of the most dominant and successful players in NBA history despite never rising above “miserable” as a free-throw shooter.

Sorry. On any team, straight up, Kevin is the better player to have. He shoots the same percentages as Steph and also has the dominance of being huge. Inside and defense.

Been lied on a lot over the years

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Anyone who is making the argument that Europa Leagues is the path to CL for Arsenal this early in the season is guilty of fueling the “short term hot take” market (despite how rough the season has started). I personally want to see the youths play a bit more in the competition, but I see the merit to having a blend…

The commissioner’s office released the following statement: “If there’s a more impartial way to decide these things than with a Magic 8 Ball, then I’d love it if the judge would share.”

I’ve never been on the Ox’ bandwagon and I don’t really see this as a loss. He’s been fairly unproductive and his wastefulness in the attack is infuriating. He frequently passes up an easy layoff in favor of sailing a terrible shot into the crowd and thus killing a good offensive possession. Players down the pecking…

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time: