I love that those two tweets came all of three minutes apart. I’m picturing it as the “Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch” of press conferences.

You’re gonna get some hop-ons.

My congolences to Zhaire during this difficult time.

I guess I’d move half wya around the world for $25M.

Dennis Schroder does all the bad things Russell Westbrook does without any of the good things Russell Westbrook does. 

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

For what it’s worth, I do generally think that players’ skills benefit from more seasoning before they come to the NBA.

this is #2 on pickup hoops Twitter, behind smashed McDouble

I doubt your co-worker thought much of your comment.  Your co-worker has accepted that you are a boring asshole who criticizes matters of subjective, aesthetic appeal like a soccer game. You were likely just ignored. 

This is a bad and wrong take. Each team was going for it. The goalies played out of their respective minds, and neither team lacked ambition until roughly the 75th minute, after which France admittedly went into a bit of a shell. Even then, there were still great Belgian attacks and French counterattacks.

This is just messed up, he shouldn’t get away with this stuff.

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

Yeah I wouldn’t say Draymond is their best passer. The “Draymond is a great passer” narrative has done him zero good on the court this season - he’s become incredibly sloppy and throws a ton of balls away because he’s always trying for home runs. He’s even having trouble completing ISO dump-offs to Durant at the…

He’s a good passer, but having three of the best shooters of all-time as teammates would inflate anyone’s assists numbers

C web is horrible.. Everything about is horrible. Literally gives me a headache and compels me to tell him to shut up.. I mute the games when he calls it, which sucks cause I miss out on Marv and Reggie..

Matthew Vaughn’s grimy, under-appreciated Kick Ass

Boogie is such a dilemma. On the one hand he’s an elite-elite basketball talent who deserves not just to be in the league, but to be competing for all-star appearances and all-NBA teams and stuff; on the other hand, and I mean this sincerely, in my opinion no competent GM would want him.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Below the speed limit in the passing or “fast” lane on the highway.