That’s what made Vin Baker so good, he never let himself get hung over.

Mandatory:

“Damn, and I thought I was shot”

Defensive coordinator: Focus on Julio this week guys, we need to keep him in check, can’t shoot ourselves in the foot.

Derrick Rose’s Work Stoppage Power Rankings:

We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

Parker was a first rounder and Landry is pretty fucking good (110 receptions last year for 1150 yards). They aren’t the best WR group in the league but I’d say their WR’s are the group which most closely resembles doing an average job from a GM’s perspective (something they haven’t done anywhere else).

If they’re still owned by Kroenke they’ll probably stay garbage. Kroenke’s 3 teams (Rams, Avalanche, Nuggets) winning % since he took ownership of them are:

With Case Keenum and Jared ‘Bag of Milk’ Goff I don’t think Todd needs to worry about the Rams having much of a passing game. They’re going to grind him to dust before his rookie deal is up.

But Hard Knocks showed me he was steadily improving, making great throws in practice? Next you’re gonna tell me that the 2015 Houston Texans had QB trouble, when episode after episode Bill O’Brien said they had two really good QB’s (inbetween JJ Watt work out montages).

Matuidi (soon), Higuain, Pjanic, Alves for free, Benatia on loan... Juve looks awesome this year. Is Benatia going to get minutes ahead of Rugani?

Ready for the full Arsenal Champions League Group Stage Experience:

The look on Bob Costas’ face after being told “I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your god damn spine” would be worth the tape delay.

Watch out Sparky, I think we all know what happened at another zoo when the animal got a kid...

Pretty sure the only way this ends is Yaya doubling his salary to play in China.

Are we ever going to see an olympics/world cup delve into a full blown shit show? Sochi and Rio have turned out to be mini-shit shows. I want to see full blown confusion and rampant failure by a host, Qatar is my best hope right?

The workout video was him shooting mid range jumpers, at half speed, lightly contested, by someone his height... Who am I kidding Scotty Brooks is probably on the phone already guaranteeing him 25 mins/game.

I watched Manuel Almunia for too many years to be convinced otherwise, I’m sorry.

Can’t believe that video didn’t include my favourite Amare dunk, on Olowokandi: