I’m sure all the basketball fans watching yesterday’s episode of Jeopardy! just breezed through the Ancient Roman Fiction category.

why do we not have these kinds of brawls here in the US?

Just to hazard a guess but fans don’t travel as much in the US so you’d rarely have a stadium broken down even as evenly as 70/30... It’s hard to get a true pandemonium scene with just a few scatterings of fans.

Frightened Rabbit’s discography is filled to the brim with absolute gems. This band will never reach as many ears as it should and it’s a shame.

*clears throat, pushes glasses up nose”

I hate this stupid pattern where The Brands do an Epic Clapback and Totally Own someone then a million dipshits go “damn, now i have to buy Brand X’s urethral lozenges” or whatever. 

“ahahakillmeehehe”

You’ve clearly never had a Miller Lite.

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

I absolutely echo moth dad’s anger and confusion.

I think it’s more like, “Go see what Daddy’s doing” or, “Let’s go see Mommy.”

God damn it. The intern had one fucking job.

OMFG have you READ the “entire unedited and only conversation” that Tilda just released???

Not to mention, he’s British. Both ‘coloured’ and ‘people of colour’ are regarded as incorrect here (they sound like the same thing here because we don’t use them and they both sound racist to us because you’re still using ‘colour’), so I assume he’s trying to get it right for Americans and failing. Here, we just say…

Having that 12th player will help too.

Am I missing something? These folks do need to evacuate. They could die like thousands before them if they don’t. What context am I not getting? We don’t have hurricanes in Atlanta.

“It’s my party, and Accra if I want to, Accra if I want to...”

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.