I voted no and it was incorrect for not calling me a fucking liar.

I predict many thoughtful uses of the word “cuck.”

Is Whitlock able to stand for the national anthem?

“That’s not his dick”

I like this excuse from MLS fans because it perpetually ignores the mediocre performances from MLS teams in the group stages when they are in “mid-season form” and some Central American and Caribbean leagues haven’t even started their season. Just last week Sporting KC drew 2-2 to Central, a Trinidadian team that…

I can believe it. Any time I think I might be looking at sex it usually turns out that I’m watching my wife read a book.

The controversy around Miller’s dive proves NBC’s feckless and incompetent stewardship as the primary broadcaster of American track & field.

Why your league sucks: The NFL.

#AllFreudianSlipsMatter

Fourteen year olds giggled. Anyone older than that is asking, “Who the hell still gives hand jobs?”

What kind of action did Austria’s soccer federation take against their 11 for such shoddy play, and what kind of compensation did they recover?

Sued eight, and land

As always, Haisley takes an interesting quote filled with nuance - one which raises really intriguing questions about MLS and it’s place in the world - and reduces it into an MLS hit piece.

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

What a poorly thought-out response you’ve given here.

If his “fiancé” is a “her,” then he’s got bigger problems than that.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.