I swear to god, if anything happens to Yellowjackets…..  

I was waiting for Gene to go into the security office the day of the crime, only to find out the security guy had a heart attack from all the sugar

Jim will always be a Jerry, even as a mall cop, he jerryed up security for sure. 

I never understood the group consensus that Chris Pratt represents some specific Evangelical evil. It sounds like his church operates that way at an organizational level, but HE strikes me as a kind of “apolitical centrist” type: complacent with his privilege (which certainly sucks, to be fair), but not actively…

Didn’t even pick up on the coachroach thing. What an awesome detail.

God that final scene made me scream holy fuck so loud I think my neighbors heard me. And now we have to wait 6 weeks to see what happens next!

I believe they said Alvarez was part of the Peruvian cartel, so he was just a convenient scapegoat outside of the Mexican cartels to avoid the war among the Bolsa lieutenants.

Kim’s going to be fist-deep inside a toddler’s chest cavity ripping their heart out by the end of the season and I’ll still be like “honestly love that for her”

I don’t know why this keeps getting compared to “Yellowstone,” a show with zero supernatural or SF elements. I mean, there’s a ranch, a family, and a struggle to obtain/hold on to more land, but it is a really superficial similarity. “Big Sky” might be closer just because that is a little wierd, but it is nothing like…

Hence why I’m not in favor of him purchasing it, as he wouldn’t do what I’d like him to do with it.

Ah.

Exactly. I haven’t watched Fallon since this pattycake Trump interview, and I found this article obnoxious.

Um, this seems harmless? 

Episode two is fun because it starts with three Beatles and ends with five.

I think every minute was in there for a reason, and I loved the fuck out of all of them.

That is a weird-ass list:

I never thought about it before reading this, but there really is something a little sketchy about all this. It’s an excellent impression, there’s no doubt about that, but Costa could have done a bit from one of Robin’s stand-up routines and we would have gotten the gist. The fact that he chose *this* specific part of…

I don’t have an issue with the mimicry. It’s crazy good. And you have to hustle in this business; I get why Costa did it. Make good shit and put it out into the universe, make things happen, etc etc.

This is the first article I’ve seen about this thing that mentions how kind of... gross it feels.

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