It’s like when you think you’re drinking Coke, but it turns out it’s root beer and you spit it out. Not that root beer is bad, but when you’re expecting something else, it’s horrific. 

There are two foods that I detest, and they both stem from childhood experiences where they masqueraded as something else: raisins and olives. Raisins pretended to be delicious chocolate chips in muffins or cookies. Expecting that hard chocolate chip texture and instead getting this mealy, sticky, cloying mess of a…

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

Its amazing to me that a company who is screwing customers and workers with price fixing using surge pricing AND declaring their actual workers as independent contractors, all to make more money, and they STILL lose billions of dollars a quarter

And mailed used towels to all his teammates.

Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.

I think you mean the faculty of Michigan State.

He was a devout Catholic, after all. He definitely had lots and lots of practice not giving a fuck about child rape.

Yeah, but they’re only tied for the best record in baseball, whereas a non-cursed team would have sole possession of the best record.

They’re from Minnesota. They go to the Big Apple and suddenly have the chance to eat real food and they lose focus.

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

I don’t think this article is arguing one way or the other. The takeaway that I had is the entire discussion around this matter is seen almost exclusively through the male gaze, which shapes the discussion and decisions that follow.

I feel your pain. Being from Arkansas, everyone in elected office is just a terrible person. With SHS it is just going to get worse.

I’m seeing a lot of harsh reactions to this injury, either from people who love him or hate him. I think it’s never just a black-or-white issue with Roethlisberger; there’s always gonna be a little grey.

Personally it’s the only role that Jamie Foxx has ever played that I’ve completely enjoyed.

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.