m_faustus
mfaustus
12:31 PM
8

Actually, the sad part is it wasn’t.  Michael Bay should be banned from recording any media except for his outgoing voicemail message and even then he has to apply for a special permit.  

5/30/20
9:20 PM
1

I wouldn’t be able to see shit out of those helmets either.

5/30/20
1:58 AM
1

By Elric’s time, they’d become decadent and hedonistic, but in the timeline I’m proposing, that hasn’t happened yet. Hiccup’s just organizing the dragon culture and laying the foundations. The turn to sorcery, the deals with the Chaos Lords, and the addition of the inhuman genetics are still to come!

5/29/20
8:22 PM
2

He drinks anything that’s a chemical. Those two are great. And don’t forget Ron Howard’s brother as the gang’s mechanic and designated race starter. “You lose the race. You lose your car!”

5/29/20
8:20 PM
1

Berk will eventually become Imryrr, the Dreaming City. Hiccup’s many-great grandson will be Elric. Read more

5/29/20
6:11 PM
2

He was imbibing automotive and machinery liquids to be one with the car gods aka he was dirty tweaker.

5/29/20
2:39 PM
4

How can you say that, when it’s not clear at all from the lyrics whether or not Maui is ES-PEC-IAL-LY GOOD AT EX-PEC-TOR-A-TING!?

5/29/20
9:43 AM
35

Kingkiller Chronicles 3 or Buckaroo Banzai vs The World Crime League

5/28/20
3:17 PM
49

They breed in 5g towers and travel by chemtrail. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

5/27/20
10:50 AM
38

My kids were five when we saw TS3 in the theater, and I sobbed so much at the ending even my kindergartners were like, “Geez, Mom, get it together.”

5/26/20
8:05 PM
1

Especially since I can’t see how the next movie is anything but 20 minutes of humans dropping rocks on the Na’vi from orbit.

5/26/20
11:43 AM
1

i have basically been like “no way they are really doing this” the whole time. and they are clearly doing it! yet some part of my mind still just thinks: no way! Read more