That's my purse!

Clever way to track white supremacist movements. 

Detroit, because they are probably the largest city without a professional football team.

He’s just jealous that the California Assembly successfully passed something.

The Tim Tebow hate on this site is ridiculous. Show me one professional athlete whose actions have had a bigger positive impact on the world than that time he volunteered to cut the skin off a bunch of baby’s dicks in the Philippines.

Let’s be clear, we all know on the list of Tebow’s skills “not fucking” is well above “sports.”

The fact that this sanctimonious blowhard is on TV bitching about this is rich given that he carefully cultivated and monetized his college image while being a terrible failure at everything else he’s tried to do professionally.

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has…

While I respect Biden’s career-long strategy of affably standing near more accomplished people (it’s my only skill as well and works great!), you have to recognize that it does not prepare you to lead. The softening of his brain seems to have made him forget the point of it all.

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

Zazie Beetz is the love interest?? So much for believability.

They should call in some Gritty experts to get it peer reviewed. Probably could find some swimming in some dumpster somewhere.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

My wife and I usually eat vegan/vegetarian stuff (occasional meat), but we definitely don’t eat Impossible stuff thinking it’s healthier. We eat it because there’s less of a negative impact on the environment, and also because it prevents animals from being killed.

My favorite part of the candy bar challenge was everyone’s pronunciation of “nougahhhh”

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

An Infocom-style, parser-based text adventure, Anchorhead, made the top ten.  If you fondly remember Lurking Horror and Infocom, you may be pleased to know that games like that have never stopped being made, and are actually kind of booming these days!  Check out ifdb.tads.org to see what’s up.

FRESH MEAT!

I know Zork would be too much Fantasy to be considered horror, but what about something like Lurking Horror. Those old text games could get into a kids head.