Too soon

Steph’s transformation from “delightful novelty on obscure team” to “unstoppable colossus that changed the history of basketball” is one of the more surprising sports turns I can recall 

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

That’s rolling probable cause.

*Sinks long contested 3.  Backpedals to bench* “Have a blessed day, guys!”

I would love to be so good at something that the people I’m competing against look at me like I’m cheating.

Watching the highlights I legit laughed out loud at some of his shots.

I’m a Wizards fan, and I stopped caring in the third quarter. I just wanted to watch him heave insane shots from half-court until the final buzzer sounded.

There has to be a point where if you’re watching the Warriors and Steph goes off, you don’t give two shits what team he’s on and you can just enjoy the sheer brilliant lunacy of it all.

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

We not starting this shit today. Candy corn is delicious. Shut your foolish pie hole if you feel differently.

This is why I have my trusty eyepatch, pegleg and parrot. 

I’ve been clicking Install Later on the updates ever since 11 came out. Fuck that noise, 10 works perfectly fine on my SE and none of the new features are worth upgrading for.

I’m not understanding the assertion that the Sacramento Kings are an NBA team.

All those World Series that the Giants have are nice, real nice. But as an A’s fan, what reallly gets my goat is Pac Bell/AT&T Park. What an amazing accomplishment. That park is baseball incarnate, the apex of design, history and atmosphere. It is an ideal place to watch a baseball game. I am jealous. 

For real. One game is not a true test of a team. I mean, the Orioles even won a couple of games this year.

i as going to give you a star, but i flipped a coin and you lost.  

One game playoffs are dumb.

You can slap away...but, let me leave the area, first. I don’t want to be anywhere within a 2 mile radius of your slapathon when the police show up and a brother gets 3 warning shots to the spine. 

Pretty much everyone other than Cottonmouth ended up being disappointments, which is why they had to kill him, he was too good for all of that.