While I respect Biden’s career-long strategy of affably standing near more accomplished people (it’s my only skill as well and works great!), you have to recognize that it does not prepare you to lead. The softening of his brain seems to have made him forget the point of it all.

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

Zazie Beetz is the love interest?? So much for believability.

They should call in some Gritty experts to get it peer reviewed. Probably could find some swimming in some dumpster somewhere.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

My wife and I usually eat vegan/vegetarian stuff (occasional meat), but we definitely don’t eat Impossible stuff thinking it’s healthier. We eat it because there’s less of a negative impact on the environment, and also because it prevents animals from being killed.

My favorite part of the candy bar challenge was everyone’s pronunciation of “nougahhhh”

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

If your business card turns into a sponge, you’re a perfectly cromulent lawyer.

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

I have an idea of what kind of person being dwells in that house and I’m pretty sure even Pennywise would stay far away from that house.

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

Honestly, if both companies cannot figure out how to pay their employees minimum wage and survive, then I guess it turns out that they were just shitty businesses running an illegal taxi service on VC money. They were doomed to failure anyway and ending their misclassification of their workers just hastened their…

These coal-mining companies are like 100 years old. Literally what thought did these parents put into this? If you don’t like being a 12-year old working in the mines, don’t work in the mines. God, I’m tired of kids within missing limbs complaining about their working conditions.

This cannot be stated enough times.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

An Infocom-style, parser-based text adventure, Anchorhead, made the top ten.  If you fondly remember Lurking Horror and Infocom, you may be pleased to know that games like that have never stopped being made, and are actually kind of booming these days!  Check out ifdb.tads.org to see what’s up.

FRESH MEAT!

I know Zork would be too much Fantasy to be considered horror, but what about something like Lurking Horror. Those old text games could get into a kids head.