Horror Express is a classic.  Amazing movie.

Mine is more a favorite genre Christmas song:

Looks absurd.  Not that there is anything wrong with that in this case.

And he has sensitive nipples.

Pedantic fact of the day:  Whelmed and overwhelmed mean the same thing.

Well, it looks like there might be beating up Nazis involved which is just fine by me, especially now.  After Captain America, Indy is like the apex predator of Nazis.

The fact that “The Devil Conspiracy” got made just baffles me.  And I was really confused for a second thinking that Karl Urban was in it, instead of the low rent Urban they got instead.

It it my firm conviction that when Prince strutted off the stage at the end of his solo he reached the (until then theoretical) peak cool. At that moment he was the coolest person who ever existed.

Kind of looks like one of those things where the other guys are trying to prevent Wick from making his dawn appointment.

Man, the Germans really liked building creepy bunkers and filling them with bad guys.  We just heard about the WWI movie The Bunker a couple of weeks ago.

I have a soft spot for bunker movies with horrible secrets in them, but there was already a WWI movie like this.  Deathwatch.  And in trying to remember the name of that film I found at least one more: Trench 11.

I sure am glad to get more Rob Schneider.  I hope he fucks a mailbox in this one too.  (I am pretty sure that happened in the first one.)

Having two Spider-Man adjacent movies in this list just makes Sony sound desperate.  It’s sad.  I had never even heard of El Muerto before the movie was announced.

Is no one else going to say it?  No one?  Okay, fine, there have been too few duck-based slasher flicks.  I am glad to see Wreck at least attempting to fill that void.

Red Skull.  I don’t think that Hugo Weaving is ever coming back, but he would be pretty topical.

Ah. Thanks. Not really familiar with him, and when you said his name I thought about IBAC.  I feel like the old creators went slightly overboard on the acronym bad guys.

Red Guardian is a great patriotic hero.

So who’s the red guy?  No one I am really familiar with makes sense.

I hope his saying something that is true doesn’t impact his work opportunities in the future.

Icelandic folk horror?  Yep.  Let’s go.