No one ever said that.  Ever.

I admit that I am not really seeing the downside there.

It’s more than just the best severed hand in cinema history!  I hold that it is the best severed body OF ANY KIND in cinematic history!  CHANGE MY MIND!

I am convinced that BART cops are the worst cops.  Not even counting the horrifying Oscar Grant story, there was the story about how two BART cops went to a crime scene and one shot the other because he didn’t know he was there.  They are the idiots of cops, and I know that that is a low bar.

Oh.  No doubt.  But Namor ranks really high on that scale as well.

I would like to see him hire the greater Gruden: Jon.  Snyder would spend an unholy amount of money.  Marc Davis would sue everybody, including Las Vegas to get out of Vegas and return to Oakland somehow.  Jon’s red skin would fit in well, and it would make family Thanksgiving dinners at the Gruden household AMAZING.

Trying to hold in my laughter in the library.  Silly, but really effective.  Thank you very much.

Goddamn it!  I hadn’t realized that Nazi “faux”cest cosplay porn is a thing, but now that you have said it I am sure that it is and I am NOT HAPPY about that.

That’s deliberate?! I thought it was just some Kinja screwup.  I used that all the time.

This post so exactly mirrors how I feel about both raisins and olives I feel like I wrote it under a pseudonym and forgot about it.  An oatmeal raisin cookie pretending to be a chocolate chip cooke is the basest kind of betrayal.

I have been to Golden Gate Fields once for a special occasion. I went into the OTB section and was immediately depressed as hell. The people in there just struck me as sad.

I was enjoying that fine until I got to the racist bear, then I laugh spit on my computer.

Shouldn’t this have been “Intentionally grounded.”?

Oh geez.  She is going to be there isn’t she?  I don’t even live in Arkansas and the thought of her depresses me.

You know, Jeebus?

“But you know as well as I, patriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my country, right or wrong, which is infamous, or my country is always right, which is imbecile.”

Fuck everything, we’re doing five cameras:

He was by far my favorite football player growing up.  I vividly remember him running for 199 yards and 4 TDs.  He, along with Steve McNair, is also a large part of the reason that I can’t watch football anymore.  He was a monster and now he is a wreck.

I was working at the Museum of American History in 2000 when we heard that W. was going to come for a visit. Everybody had to clear out, no one could come to work that day. Then that fuck went to play golf. I thought that was pretty obnoxious. But trying to close the National Museum of African American History and…

That naked guy story was even more horrible that you might think: https://deadspin.com/rays-prospect-blake-bivens-after-family-was-killed-in-t-1837735652