Charge the everloving fuck out of that midwife.

·This reminds me of Epicurus :

The above leads us to conclude that either

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

I am far from what anyone would call a vegetarian, but this is one of the three reasons my wife and I eat at least one vegetarian meal every week.

Nothing, really not a darn thing. An I8 on the other hand...

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

Anyone else getting REAL tired of people in athleisure attire trying to assert their need for you to worship them?

Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

Exactly. She is never going to actually know what struggles a young parent without access to that kind of money goes through.

Poor Bristol. She’s always the babymama, never the bride.

Calling this situation (people hating peeple) misanthrAPPy

1. Admit that you’ve never contemplated a world in which things didn’t end up perfectly for you and readjust accordingly.

And listen to a couple months of the SavageLove podcast backlog. Dan does a great job helping people understand why cheating happens, and when and why it may not be deal breaker.

What the fuck is wrong with white people and status issues? They straight up don’t care if people think they’re racist because they care more about appearing “proper” to the people with “status.” It’s so repulsively class-based and so... 1950s. How the fuck is it 2015 and we’re still having COLLEGE STUDENTS so wrapped…

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

They didn’t actually try the best one: ground chia seed. I add about 1 tbsp per egg to my dry ingredients (unlike flax, which needs to be mixed with water and activated ahead of time) and add a little more liquid at the end if my mix seems dry. Chia works as both a lightener and a binder. My banana bread is fluffy and…