Sorry, but...no.

You get ALL the stars, lady. Well done. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

My 15-year-old vegan Manchester Terrier would like to race you around the yard as proof of his un-sick, un-deadness.

Exactly this. Thank you.

Wait a minute, *Uncle* Moneybags? Maybe it was Auntie?

I don't think that I've ever volunteered the information that I am vegetarian without being specifically asked. I never bring it up because I can't stand the litany of the same bullshit responses that all vegetarians get ("but plants feel pain too!", "if we didn't eat cows they would overpopulate the earth!", "I could…

Agreed, Zoya PixieDust for the win. I have Vespa and a few others. Love 'em, and the texture is very subtle.

I've been doing "no-poo" (god, I hate that it's called that) for about 1 1/2 years now. I use 1 tsp. baking soda per cup of water with a vinegar solution (same ratio) as a rinse. To the vinegar/water I also add a few drops each of eucalyptus, lavender, and tea tree oils. My naturally curly hair has done really well…

Change Stephen Fry to Phillip J. Fry and you can hold my calls.

You and I need to be friends. My name is also Megan, I'm also 36, and I've yet to be in a serious relationship with someone who is gainfully (or at-all-fully) employed. After the first one (which was a 6 year marriage with a perpetual student and sometimes "musician") I told myself NEVER AGAIN, then got knocked up by…

A "histamine nightmare"...wha-huh? Please explain.

Has anyone yet mentioned that he's also a woman-beater? http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Alt/al…

Why are all of these images of men? Women have been part of the workforce for a while now, you know. (Female software developer speaking here).

I'm a sucker for the old Mustangs. This is my '68.