An unidentified neighbor jumped to his defense, saying he isn't responsible for his actions. May as well have said boys will be boys. Give me a fucking break. He knew exactly what he was doing.

All the stars for “free space in rape apology bingo”.

guessing he’s queueing up the inevitable argument where he says he wasn’t convicted of rape-rape or real rape or whatever this year’s free space in rape apology bingo is called

There can never be enough salty licorice. Or salty enough licorice, for that matter. Pumpkin spice everything can fuck right off.

Life: Unchanged ☐ Changed ☑

Sounds like he may not have had a motorcycle endorsement, which, ok, he should be cited for. And it sounds like he was. Now tell me why that means it was ok for that old inbred hick to knock both him and his girlfriend off the bike.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

...if there’s one signifier of executive competency it’s adherence to rigid and unchanging dogma based on a collection of myths assembled over centuries by corrupt oligarchs with political agendas.

You want to get rid of surface moisture for better browning. Wash ‘em/don’t wash ‘em, but stick ‘em on a sheet pan and throw them in the oven for a couple minutes to dry off before throwing them in the frying pan...

#truth. i’ve LOST weight while pregnant (hahaha, goodbye alcohol!) and am still showing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Adoption should be easier, and birthing kids should be harder. Like, just some sort of test or evaluation. It’s rediculous.

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

I assume he means ‘nothing’ apart from dating a 13 year old? Coz, uh....that tends to be something right there.

Maybe I’m cynical, but it’s not much different then the treatment you get with yellow cabs. I can see why it’s still a thing because the choice is between two transportation options that both have a chance you might encounter an abusive and creepy weirdo, but one of them is more convenient then the other. At least the…

Unpopular opinion: all cereal sucks. It just sucks. It is NEVER enough food and it’s sugary and soggy and sad.

Right? Load up your Kindle and settle in, lady.

Cute but. Ugh.

If I was the Corvette driver I would’ve fired my gun back, or, failing that, I would’ve rammed my car into the Mustang. You can easily turn a car by putting the nose of yours into the rear tire of theirs, thereby executing a PIT maneuver. *chuckles*

Plus, it’s illegal to have an abortion in Northern Ireland unless you can show your life in danger. If you have a fetus with a lethal abnormality you can’t get an abortion there. If you are 12 year old who was raped by her father, you cannot get a legal abortion. You have to go elsewhere in the UK. Like, they have the…

I’m not a teacher.