It's like she accidentally made a parody of herself.

1. If I ever offered you a bite of my sandwich and you refused.

Literally everything about this story is the worst.

I won't even consider it until they have a white metal version. I haven't worn yellow gold in years.

I don't even care. My personal privacy is nothing compared to protecting a child. Most of my emails are related to career, family and a few kind of personal health related things. But I know I've got nothing criminal to hide, so it really doesn't bother me.

Uhh, look at all the surveys that come out showing how much Christians despise people like me, an atheist, and then we can talk about intolerance. Is this like one of those be tolerant of your oppressors because if not you are intolerant and as bad as they? Because Christians definitely are pretty good at…

USE CONDOMS, PEOPLE.*

I'm not much on organized religion of any kind, but this stance I can get behind! I hope they take this all the way to the Supreme Court! Had a great media law class in college in which I learned that if you try to tear a hole in any amendment or law to get at someone, then beware that the group you just went after…

We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive

I bet the catriarchy did this

"Nice tities"

You know, that was my first thought, but when I was that old, I walked home from school by myself, I'd go exploring with my friends without supervision, sometimes for hours. There was probably a very miniscule chance that something bad would have happened to me, but you have to balance that small risk against allowing…

Of course it's okay. We're talking about a 9-year-old, not a 4-year-old.

It would've made my day if the little girl told the busybody that she wasn't supposed to talk to strangers.

/beams!

"We're decent friends, but I didn't think you thought of me as a Groomsman. You're not going to be in mine, hope that's okay."

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

OK I am one of those adults who got into Rainbow Loom because all the little kids I know are obsessed. Anyone who buys this dress is not getting a good investment, and here's why:

#infactnonipples