That actually sounds awesome. 

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

Counter counter point: declawing does more than take away their defense system. Claws are an integral part of the cat’s foot and removing them is the same as taking the last joint off your fingers. Trimming an indoor cat’s claws is far healthier for them and has the same effect.

I wonder what goes through one’s mind when they are smashed in the face with a severed head in the middle of a water slide ride. The fact the owner and “designer” weren’t charged with criminal negligence over their hillbilly engineering is a testament of a broken system.

if you can make 43% return, you keep that knowledge to yourself, you wouldn’t share with others.  That’s how you know this is just a scam.  

That’s great news, actually!

I mean ‘Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared’ is internet culture from 2011. I don’t think that counts as kid culture at this point. 

Nice piece of PR.

I prefer the real world,

Settle down, Tim Cook.

Dude, it’s worth getting the shot just for the improved 5G reception!

call me a selfish asshole, but the top two concerns i would have had as a driver in that video are getting out of the intersection and getting the fuck away from the flaming gas station.

Here’s how you order a drink without looking like an idiot:

Not gonna deny, a Cracked-style “listicle that’s nothing but links to our earlier, better content” is pretty embarrassing to see.

I’ll just say it. I hope Alito, Thomas, and for good measure, Kavanaugh just die soon and human beings are appointed to the seats they left vacant.

fuck you, leave

The American dream is to be able to leave America nowadays.

This is horrific. These children should be enjoying their childhood, marrying their cousins and drinking moonshine.

imagine getting a 1 in 85 billion loot drop instead of winning the lottery