The real anniversary we should be celebrating today:

I’ve been to Great Adventure like 3x since Kingda Ka opened and it was out of order every time. You’re lucky you were able to get on.

I thought the “Michigan has two seasons - winter and construction” was a bad joke but I just stepped foot in that state a couple months ago and wow. The amount of construction and traffic on every street at all times was absurd. Going 3 miles down the road takes 15 minutes. Beautiful state but they need to figure out…

I basically used Southwest exclusively for years because it was always the cheapest even though I don’t particularly love the open seating. But the past year or so United has been pretty consistently cheaper even with seat selection. Guess we’ll see! Almost always just book with whoever is cheapest besides…

I mean, if it’s a dealership... they *should* have garagekeeper’s coverage, which covers loss to vehicles they take into their possession... AND they *should* have false pretense/trick coverage which exists specifically for these types of losses.

I add mustard/Worchester sauce/soy sauce along with other spices and everyone raves about mine. Never dry.

I haven’t consumed red meat in years (gout sufferer here) but I do eat chicken from time to time. My average day includes zero meat and honestly I don’t miss it (except for chicken, I don’t think I can ever full drop chicken).

Look, do whatever you want at a self-checkout. Be a dick. Take forever. I really don’t care. It’s not our fault the store has one cashier on the clock. The worse we are all at this, maybe the better chance we have of getting just one additional cashier on the payroll.

Some people get REAL cranky if you do this fyi. Not that I care about them, but still.

EIGHTY DOLLARS to play online? The hell? I don’t think so.

Wife and I got really into wrestling like months before COVID. Then it was the only ‘sport’ on anywhere, so we got super sucked in and addicted. I never saw anything before early 2020 but Bray/The Fiend were such great characters. His newer story wasn’t making much sense but after this hiatus I figured they’d have…

Meh state’ll be underwater in 15 years why legislate anything at all?

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It has a bush? What the hell?

Hey cool I have Gravity Rush Remastered. Maybe I should play it finally.

Bought a brand new car in Jan 2020. Job closed the office permanently and I WFH full time. It’ll be paid off in 8 months. 7500 miles on it. I will be keeping my car forever.

Gotta swipe to the right twice to get to ‘latest’ otherwise nothing works on it.

I broke my 191 day streak today :( 

This guy wanted to get caught. No other explanation. 

I did it once was warned up and down and a friend puked all his up. I had literally no problem with it. Lucky I guess!