Bravo. A fantastic idea and article. Perfect for these times.

My only guess is that they must make a TON of money off selling our location data, and having their players stay home must seriously cut into that.

I can understand banning but fines that are reported to a collection agency is insane. If I paid for the ticket, fuck you.

I’d love for a day to go by without hearing about this guy.

<looks around at objective reality>

Well...

For the love of ALL THAT IS HOLY please kill the contemplative piano as a trope.  I'm a fucking blue hedgehog I don't wanna contemplate I wanna GO FAST

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

I really don’t understand this guy. He’s rich, he owns several companies, he has the ability to go anywhere and do basically anything, why is he shitposting on Twitter?

My favorite commercial from the past is this one.

Oh, this is a GREAT suggestion!

Reading is fun-damental. Wah wah.

On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

What a bunch of beta cucks.

“What the internet did for communication, blockchains do for value.”

“Policing is a difficult, dangerous job”

Then the fumblecoin was degalvanized from the shacklebur, which (obviously) led to some juice hodling into the ethersphere. This, quite naturally, led to a destabilization of the projected latency of the hit kitmunch snarfl (a .fitz of a whupf, for you laypersons). This is all why bypto (binary crypto, or Web9) will…

it led me to believe I’d catch fire a lot more throughout life.

I worked as a cook for many years and saw shit like this all the time from people who work in kitchens every day. Once a guy burned bacon on the grill and threw it straight into a garbage can that was full of dirty paper towels. The bacon was black and smoking, basically a thin strip of burning charcoal. It caught…

I just like supporting local businesses, and ghost kitchens seem to be more likely to be a chain entity then a local business, so I avoid them.