Pretty sure I would’ve chased the motherfuckers down like
Pretty sure I would’ve chased the motherfuckers down like
I think the most impressive part is that he didn’t spend the bounties and paid them back. If I find $5 on the ground, it burns a hole in my pocket and must be spent.
Watch my balls and hit it from the back, got it.
Yes! Or just plain shortbread cookies. Or my face.
This Horizon sequel looks like shit tbh, is Aloy even in it?
You don’t want to get ticketed for a DUI (Drinking Urine Intensely).
“Anyway, I don’t know how illuminating this explanation was. It’s honestly nearly 2,000 words of nonsense. I spent all day reading and writing about this stuff, you spent some time reading it, and I guarantee we’re both worse off for it.”
*in Stefon’s voice
The covidtests.gov site seems to be live now, with a way to order tests through USPS? I went ahead and entered my address.
But then I don’t understand the whole Starbucks culture. Sure, I’ll drink their mocha once in awhile, but no over-roasted, overpriced and sugary drink they sell is worth sitting in a drive-thru line that wraps around their building; which is what you usually see at a Starbucks. I guess maybe Starbucks is some people’s…
The share button doesn’t even include a link to the site. I saw all of my Twitter posting the squares so I looked on the app store where there is indeed a “Wordle” but I noticed it didn’t have the same color scheme so I googled it first.
With all due respect to this hack, just buy a toilet plunger. They aren’t expensive, and are an essential item to have in any home. If you somehow don’t have one and clog your toilet, just leave it and go to the nearest store and purchase one. If it’s late find the nearest 24 hour store. If there isn’t one near you,…
A male passenger told her “it was an inappropriate comment and that she ‘isn’t Black … this isn’t Alabama and this isn’t a bus.’” He then said, “Sit down, Karen.”
The Madden curse eventually gets everyone.
Also, don’t get them wet, and never, ever feed them after midnight.
Or move next door to a CFA and make a better sandwich.
As a man allow me to mansplain the use of mansplaining in this article: Sometimes it’s funny to just toss it around, especially in an article about the Bachelorette.
i like doing bicep curls shirtless in front of my wife. i’m not buff or anything like that and i hate using my resistance bands, but i’ve lose 26 lbs since may and i like the way she looks at me.