Not understanding what is so damn important about eating out in a restaurant. I am all for supporting the businesses, but at this point it is ridiculous.

He should have just complied.

Tell that to the billion dollar corporations that don’t pay taxes and take loans they never pay back. That would benefit America a lot more.  

Remember, folks, many of your fellow citizens are selfish psychopaths who would rather you or your loved ones needlessly suffer and die, than they have to do without a petty luxury for themselves.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

It’s going to be $90 in two years. Could be a one print run like Metroid Trilogy. 

If you don’t own an Xbox, you can see 50000000 headlines and still not know which one is which because it’s -not relevant to you.-

Probably Ativan. The doctor discussed during my consult, part of which I think is just to gauge how anxious you are. They don’t want you freaking out while they work on you. (I wasn’t ultimately given any drugs.)

If you have a Samsung folder you should already have this feature via Samsung Secure Folder.  If you phone doesn’t have Secure Folder, you can install it from the Play Market.  It’s a lot more than a secure folder, allowing you install apps that are sandboxed off from the rest of your phone.  But the file system is…

Well it is called Jedi Fallen Order...I’ll see myself out.

Soo... multiple people helping take care of the vulnerable in society... shouldn’t this be filed under socialism? :p

Don’t forget the one school district that initially refused when someone tried to pay off the school’s student loan debt: https://abcnews.go.com/US/pennsylvania-school-district-refuses-ceos-offer-settle-lunch/story?id=64531455

None of these school lunch debt stories are feel good.

Also. Also also. Wear the damn mask. This isn’t an accommodations issue, it’s a public health issue. If you can’t for some reason wear a mask, then stay out of the damn store. COVID doesn’t give a shit.

If you are eating in a restaurant right now in the USA, you ARE a jerk.

“Trump in particular is a dead man walking, will be out of office in January”

I’ll believe it in January.

If anybody truly wants him out of office, do not listen to the polls or pundits.  Go out and vote no matter what!

I met my wife on AIM...

Completely unrelated, but what the hell is this? Spanfeller completing the Forbesification of G/O?

When someone is about to date someone and they have to look up the age of consent, something ain’t right.