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You just can’t cancel games because they are pointless!

1) its a miracle this kid didn’t get hurt since he was wearing bar straps when it was kicked

The Patriots went 18-1, Sully. Don’t forget that 1.

Eat a dick, you ignorant white trash piece of shit.

I believe her. 

just because you like eating tomato and cheese tart and the rest of us like eating actual pizza doesn’t mean you’re better than us

LOL listen, we all did dumb shit as kids!

Not to be Mr. Japan Nerd guy but holy shit is the original Japanese Ninja Warrior a thousand times better than the soulless American one.

Everything about Wheel of Fortune is trash but the most agonizing thing is the ridiculous percentage of the half hour you spend staring at the wheel. It’s like watching somebody else play a slot machine. Just show us the puzzle so we can guess the fucking answer, Pat. 

They got $2500 and and a few games off. I think that’s called a paid vacation

me seeing the Magary Darnold similarity for the first time

Might as well call it a day and go back to bed. I guarantee it’s all down hill from here.

That dude got his shit wrecked! Also, I’m no expert at lip-reading but I think I see a “what are you gonna do about it?” followed by a “now, calm down,” immediately preceding the TKO. So good.

It’s not the two assholes above, but...

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of ‘em are stupider than that.” —George Carlin

The Gordon Ramsey eggs are fantastic and you’re all crazy.

“(I’m a light lseeper, so I come pretty quickly)“

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