It’s going to be $90 in two years. Could be a one print run like Metroid Trilogy. 

If you don’t own an Xbox, you can see 50000000 headlines and still not know which one is which because it’s -not relevant to you.-

I’m a white guy from Indiana. I’m a pastor and a police officer. I’ve always been a conservative and I’ve even seen Gaffigan live.

Gaffigan also wrote that “Trump is not a Republican or even a Christian,”

Probably Ativan. The doctor discussed during my consult, part of which I think is just to gauge how anxious you are. They don’t want you freaking out while they work on you. (I wasn’t ultimately given any drugs.)

If you have a Samsung folder you should already have this feature via Samsung Secure Folder.  If you phone doesn’t have Secure Folder, you can install it from the Play Market.  It’s a lot more than a secure folder, allowing you install apps that are sandboxed off from the rest of your phone.  But the file system is…

Well it is called Jedi Fallen Order...I’ll see myself out.

Soo... multiple people helping take care of the vulnerable in society... shouldn’t this be filed under socialism? :p

Don’t forget the one school district that initially refused when someone tried to pay off the school’s student loan debt: https://abcnews.go.com/US/pennsylvania-school-district-refuses-ceos-offer-settle-lunch/story?id=64531455

None of these school lunch debt stories are feel good.

Also. Also also. Wear the damn mask. This isn’t an accommodations issue, it’s a public health issue. If you can’t for some reason wear a mask, then stay out of the damn store. COVID doesn’t give a shit.

The anxiety this sort of shit causes me is something I’ve never experienced before. I mean, I’ve dealt with anxiety my entire life, but this absolute confirmation that I’m surrounded by fucking idiots and led by someone who would gladly kill literally everyone in the country if he thought it made him look good... it’s…

If you are eating in a restaurant right now in the USA, you ARE a jerk.

“Trump in particular is a dead man walking, will be out of office in January”

I’ll believe it in January.

If anybody truly wants him out of office, do not listen to the polls or pundits.  Go out and vote no matter what!

I met my wife on AIM...

Completely unrelated, but what the hell is this? Spanfeller completing the Forbesification of G/O?

Most of these just seem like cheesy wordplay jokes I’d read in a big book of jokes circa 1993. I don’t see anything particularly Dad about them.

A few weeks back in quarantine I kinda just started watching any and all Netflix comedy specials and a lot of them are just really really bad.

So I guess the question is, “To be, R₀ to be” 🤔

When someone is about to date someone and they have to look up the age of consent, something ain’t right.