Person in the gif ate that attack. At least try and swing your sword sheesh!

I’ve been on a helicopter once ever and they wouldn't even let us off the thing until all the rotors stopped spinning 🤷‍♂️

Honestly, just bring it on

This is only semi-related, but there’s a big cemetery near us that’s patrolled by a guy in his car with a border collie. There are geese kind of everywhere, and he’ll pull up, the border collie runs full speed and chases the geese away, repeat. Great gig I’d say.

He did a barrel roll! He clearly had some idea what he was doing. 

I recommend going with “The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!”

An axle snapped on my 93 Honda Accord around 2007. Wasn’t quite worth repairing. Was handed down from my dad.

I’d spot those steamed hams a mile away

Mine seems fine! 

The first time I offered to pay for dinner out with my parents and they accepted. That was the time. 

I know it’s old AF but I recently beat Anodyne and that was one of the strangest, fun yet also chill 2d Zelda like games I’ve ever played. Recommended, probably for a weekend.

Lucky for us rain really doesn’t exist here anymore!

Ah the automatic tip. Nothing’s more awkward than the server explaining to you how much you’re tipping them but you’re absolutely allowed to tip more, if you’d like.

My car was totaled in January 2020 by some guy who was texting and driving, and I bought a brand new car about 5 weeks before March 2020.

I’m a GHOST guy myself.

I played and beat Captain Toad exclusively on flights - that’s my recommendation.

I’m not sure it’s fake. I think it’s someone with too much money and not enough brainpower to dig into the issues people were telling him existed. Not sure what BCE gains by faking this other than losing all their credibility.

I had a 2010 Prius that I sort of got as a hand me down (really good price from my FIL). Anyway it was fine! Regular car that felt like it weighed a billion lbs and horrible sight lines for changing lanes/backing up. Otherwise a fine car that did great on gas. 

Apparently I got insanely lucky as I caught ... 21? ... shinies over 2 days. 3 other people I know who play caught like 10 combined or so. 

I lived the first 30ish years or so of my life in NJ and that first time you’re out of state, need gas, and realize nobody is coming to do it for you is pretty terrifying.