Roman Emperor, known for having too much sex/sexual deviant. I implied that “hours of sex” means my sex lasts much shorter. Obviously a bad joke for needing to explain this much!

Handful of hours?? OK Caligula.

Came to post this. Christ, what is he 14? NEVER call sex “bang” again.

Is this real? Actually? I refuse to Google this. God I hope it’s real.

It’s a fantastic platformer. One of my favorites, if that happens to free up any time for you.

Can’t even see the name of this song without it being stuck in my head for days. Thanks for that.

I was there with my family when Roseanne was filming. We saw John Goodman walking around behind a bunch of taped-off areas. My dad was very excited to see him. Pretty sure we have some incredibly crappy, blurry, far away photos of him somewhere from that trip.

This will never not be a super important game to me. My dad and I spent HOURS every week beating this game over and over. Such good memories!

This show made me feel dumb and I felt like it enjoyed making me feel dumb.

Exactly. Ten years is a LONG TIME. That relationship absolutely played a role in forming who she is today. There’s no making that previous marriage disappear. It happened. Deal with it.

Word. I’ve been flying a lot the past few years, and I gotta say these fun little games that feel like they were made for handhelds (Blossom’s Tale, Golf Story, etc.) make the flights feel so much shorter. And I didn’t have to buy a totally separate console to do it!

Seriously... what? 4 time MVP, 3 time Finals MVP, widely regarded as one of the greatest to ever play and he doesn’t have the right mentality? This is some BS.

Juwanna Mann please.

I’d probably go broke for my pets... hopefully Theo is much less stressed at the moment.

Funny, I don’t remember electing these kids to office. They’re sick of being slaughtered while in school. That’s their message. The fucking adults in the room need to step up and make it much, much harder for them to get slaughtered. That is their message. They are demanding action by someone, anyone in power.

Yup... former coworker I’m still friends with FB is apparently as conservative as they come... and has been sharing this all damn day. She’s got two high school girls too. Some people just can’t see past certain things.

I mean, I add NBA League Pass to my Comcast subscription literally every year, by just pressing a button on their website. I don’t need to switch to some other provider just to watch what teams I want.

Yup! It’s absurd how difficult they make watching your favorite team. I’m not getting fuckin direct tv to watch Eli Manning get pounded into the ground two dozen times a week. This is easily going to be one of their biggest downfalls.

There is no way Yahoo actually bans anyone for anything

Are you closing the washer door all the way between washes? If so, close it but don’t latch it. Closing it all the way will let mildew/stinks build up.