NBA contracts are fully guaranteed. So they can only release him if they pay off the remainder of what they owe him (the cap hits will still apply), OR they can come to a buyout agreement to try to get him to take a discount (the cap hits will still apply). In short, they’re stuck with him unless they’re ready to part…

Seriously how the fuck do you even pretend to fit? I’m 6'1 and I got NO space.

Seriously I’m not feeding my dog better than I feed myself. Lunatics.

A blocked shot definitely counts as a missed shot attempt.. not sure where that guy is coming from.

My wife lost her ID when we were flying domestically a couple of years ago. She literally used her Costco ID card to get on the flight, since it had her name and photo on it. We were shocked we were able to get home. (She learned at the TSA counter that she lost her ID).

Seriously. Stop with the super hero movies. Or at least slow the f down with them. Literally (literally!) the only super hero movies I’ve seen in the last decade or so are The Dark Knight and Guardians of the Galaxy. Do something, anything interesting. Please. The Big Sick was a great movie. Do more stuff like that.…

Boy, the animators were really nice to Shaq.

Mozgov is pretty much out of the rotation already

my man!

I had a boss who used ‘typical’ and ‘atypical’ interchangeably. It drove me nuts since they obviously mean the exact opposite.

If ANY of them can be described as ‘smart’ or even self-aware, it’d probably be Vinny. I guess.

He’s just the best. I hope this doesn’t post sideways.

Sweet! Thank you. Been wanting to give this game a go. Half off is the perfect time.

Sweet! Thank you. Been wanting to give this game a go. Half off is the perfect time.

Seriously why does this thought never enter anyone’s minds?? You see her 3-7 hours a day and are going INSANE being around her? Great - just masturbate right before you leave for work for the day.

Your videos give me life. Make more of them.

I legitimately wasn’t sure about that. One of their videos was ‘popular on Facebook’ a month or so ago, I watched it, and it was my first interaction with Barstool. I was appalled. Seemed like some dudebro high school video. Now their videos pop up all the time presumably since I watched one months ago. They’re all…

Maybe I’m preaching to the wrong crowd I have no idea... But I am a 32 year old male dude who watches sports. Shouldn’t I be right smack in the middle of Barstool’s wheelhouse?

Ummm I legit met my wife on AIM.. In Alone@home. Yeah. AIM treated me well.

Oh thank you so much. I can’t get this player to play past 15 seconds or so, ever.

Yeah ALL of these people need to just write in to Dr. Nerdlove instead and just add “we also play video games together all the time” in their letter somewhere, and get some actual good advice.