How many athletes and their families have to prostrate themselves at the altar of amateurism before the NCAA and their useful idiots and fans change the rules?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I’m starting to think that Baylor was a corrupt organization that allowed a rape culture to flourish. But I need yet another 148 examples of it just to be sure.

Presumably everyone at NOA will read this article, translate it to Japanese, and send it to NCL where they will all collectively say “yes! brilliant!” and make it all happen by March 3.

A hockey buddy of mine went to Clemson and his son goes to Auburn. They have to be the happiest people in the world.

Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.

I don’t care what you have to do, Mike Williams stays in the game god damn it!

ESPN reported that he was medically cleared to return

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Greg Howard is a fine fine writer with some awful MMA takes. His Jon Jones piece rivals Drew’s election day take for comically bad timing.

If I earned three million dollars for a 48-second performance with a woman, I’d have a half a million bucks.

Watching Rousey tonight reminded me of the scenes from Space Jam after the players got their powers stolen

Thanks NFL for making me click through four different times just to watch the video. Ain’t nothing snappy about that.

The reason for the decline is Colin Kaepernick. I for one haven’t watched him play even a snap all season.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!