I really, really want an offline/custom-mode version of DMZ.
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metz33
Way to stick up for your staff—I am sure they are thrilled to be serving Herr Pissy Face.
Comedians In Studios Getting Sidelined
My favorite time of year. Getting to dig through 14-year-old tweets to find offensive things they said when they were 12
Now this, friends, is peak Barsanti Newswire - an inconsequential news story sttrreeeeeeeettttcchhhhheedd out to 300 words with the aid of some aimless snark that winds up making it seem like he’s mocking the subject of the piece for no apparent reason (heh, Jeep owners are dumb) and a random hot take that nods toward…
In other G20 countries, auto theft is encouraged and rewarded with a celebrity photo. If you disagree you are a fascist.
but America’s gotta America.
I’ve got the AVC Newswire for Barbarian open in another tab, and nowhere there does it inform us that Bill Skarsgard or Justin Long are white. Probably because there’s no need to do so.
Why you need an editor:
I mean....that’s a lot of credit to give to a host who broke in multiple sketches while staring at cue cards in all of them.
Well, no. You have to keep it proportional and understand what they’ve done, how serious it is, and what they can do to make up for it or how long they should be punished in the court of public opinion for it. You can’t just accept cancel culture at face value and treat everyone on it’s never ending list equivalently…
“now sing it right or pay the price!”
That Lounge Lizards set is so much fun. Great performer, very funny guy, he will be missed.
Sometimes magic sounds like tape.
Well here’s my pitch for a Die Hard sequel that nobody asked for. It’s not mind blowing or anything, basically it’s the first movie but this time the hero is retired Sergeant Powell’s son who is a divorced father working as a security guard in a high rise hotel after resigning from the police force. He has just been di…
“Dooby-dooby-doo, motherfucker!”
Partly correct. Jackson should be in the Estevez role, but Estevez should be playing the Hans role, and should inexplicably have a vaguely European accent even though he’s still playing the same character.
I think that says more about you than the movie?